Saturday, February 22, 2003
Yar, I know the slogan sucks. Sounds like I'm trying to tell people I am actually the syllable sounding like 'in' or something... Plus it's got a weird army camouflage background. I need to go do something about it...
From the "301 Ways To Annoy Snape" list that Chris sent me: Sacrifice small creatures and first-years in his name.
Now that's an idea... and my own additions:
302. Follow him around whimpering "Yes Master, we obeys you" in a Gollum-like way.
303. Converse with him in a long-winded and round-about manner like you've just stepped out of a Jane Austen novel. Address him as Colonel Brandon.
304. Wash, condition and blow dry his hair for him.
305. Refuse to put out his cloak when he's on fire, explaining fervently that you know he's the Herald of the Almighty.
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